LOOKIE-LIEU

SHOW US YOUR TITS

I have always wanted this shirt - ever since I saw a vintage one in a NYC store like seven years ago.  At the time it was a little out of my budget. (I think it was over $300!)  Lucky for me it seems to be reissued by Ms. Westwood.  I liked the look of it really broken in, but for hundreds less, I think I can distress it myself.

Along a similar line, this Premium Label shirt has also been around a while and can still be found floating around online to buy.  It isn't as classic, but has Kate Moss on it.  She makes everything better.  

Now, if you are wondering what one might pair an itty bitty titty shirt with, I suggest the Dior Homme gold and jeweled pants below. Though, I would use any excuse to get those pants out on the street.  

YES.  PLEASE.

they remind me of this...

LOOKIE-LIEU

ANIMALIA

I'm really digging these shirts right now. I haven't seen a ton of them which makes it kind of like a safari every time I go out. They remind me of third-grade trips to the zoo - which I adored (especially the meerkat habitat where you could pop your head through a portal and look them in the eye). They are almost educational, and make you feel good about going out and partying. They make you look like you know things about birds and fish and would be the perfect addition to any after-party. There is something so in-your-face about the graphic that it kind of just fades away into colors. Very cool shirts hiding in plain sight. Hunt one down now.

OR...

IF YOU CAN'T FIND A LARGE ANIMAL SHIRT, JUST GET A BIG HUMAN HAND. SO GOOD.

CURRENT OBSESSION

HIGH VISIBILITY

I recently went into a Meijer store.  It is kind of like a K-mart that did it with a Target doing it with a grocery store.  It is intense.  While my friend picked up some necessities, I thought it would be fun to see what kind of things they were offering up in the clothing department.  Never in one million years would I have thought that I would find the RADDEST F*ING T-SHIRT there - this fluorescent yellow sexy reflective graphic on it shirt.  They actually had two varieties, Carhartt and Dickies.  I get that it is intended for construction, but you don't know what will happen if you bring  this hotness into the bar/club atmosphere.  I do.  People will buy you drinks all night and ask if they can try on your shirt.  

CURRENT OBSESSION

GHOSTLY SHIRTS

I have never been the type of person to walk around without a shirt...NOT that I don't want to, rather I don't seem to have the balls.  Lucky for me, I can do the next best thing with these little darlings I found at the AA factory in downtown LA.  Not only are the the softest most amazing fabric in the whole wide world, they also work photoshop-like wonders for your body.  They are like a soft lens on your torso giving just the slightest illusion of a better version of you naked.  They are amazing for layers, with skinny jeans as a tunic type top, with shorts kind of half tucked in, anything.  It really is the perfect T-shirt for when you wanna be a little skanky but can't seem to grow a pair, or if it is just a little too cold to be walking around titties out.    

I can see my neighbor's house through this one...wave hello...